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<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Met on</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">May 25, 2000</td><td bgcolor="#000000">At</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">A seedy, slutty strip club in L.A. </td><td bgcolor="#000000">His fetish?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Mounting you from the back, riding you like a horse, and smacking your ass to make you go faster. Wait.. that doesn't sound that bad..</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who is he?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">'He'? Try 'Them'. We're talkin' one big ol' Fab Five orgy here!</td>

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